Got half-way through what seemed to be a decent multi-grain loaf we got from a LeClerk supermarket, and found a little surprise –

About 25% of it was air pocket.
They are ‘aving a loaf.
I don’t like to get croissant lose my temper, I’ve taken some French Stick in my time, but I was sorry we baguette that one. It was a real pain in the Ardèche, and nearly sourdough whole holiday.
I’ve got just two words for such pathetic bread production – it’s PANTS !
(or, in French – Boo ! Lingerie ! )

In that case, I’d have just sliced across and made one huge buttie.
Ooh Yes – and filled the hole with peanut butter? Good thinking !
Phenomenal punning there.
Aww thanks – I was channelling your spirit, there, Dazzo !