For too long, Blog readers, have the bikes of Britain lain idle , lounging against trees, and making no contribution to our precious way of life.
That. Is. A. Disgrace.
But I have a vision, a dream, of a time when these two-wheeled layabouts will be rounded up and put to work. A time when decent, hard-working families can finally get the long-overdue assistance they have been crying out for, to level them up – UP from the valleys of despair, UP to the sun-drenched hillsides of the FUTURE !!
Join with me now, get ON your bikes, and ride, ride, RIDE, onwards and upwards to find the pot of gold within that dream !!!!
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So actually, we just went for a charming circuit round the local scenery today, and it was jolly nice.
We even had a nice ice-cream at a nice village called Anost.
Which was nice.
The End.
Were you in Anostopping zone when you were attacked by Anostrich? Anostensibly pleasant ride despite that.
An ostentatious display of punnery – excellent work , Dave !